MAXIMUM QUOTE: SHIT-THINGS

One famous series of ads backfired big time with me, when I boycotted Hostess Fruit Pies for two years because of their denigration of the grim superheroic ideal. I recently learned that some people remember those ads fondly, which is depressing - not because the ads are so lousy but because they're ads, meaning they're soulless shit-things designed to take money from you in exchange for a worthless piece of unnecessary garbage. Admiring an advertisement is like noting the pleasing cadences in a child molester's come-on line.
--Tom Spurgeon, "Comics Made Me Fat"

2 Comments:

  1. Jared Nagel said...
    "Never cry shitwolf!" "Bubbles, don't hang with those guys or you'll go down in the shitabyss." You need to watch Trailer Park Boys if you haven't yet.
    Wes Umstead said...
    I still haven't, but it sounds SHIT-TASTIC!

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