"What can I get you, sir?"
"I'll have a pepperoni-and-sausage pizza sandwich with waffle bread."
"And how much grease would you like me to drizzle over the top of that?"
"A moderate amount."
"Can I ask you a personal question, sir?"
"You may."
"You know that big gorgeous glop of cheese, sauce, pepperoni, sausage, and spices in the middle of your sandwich?"
"Yes...?"
"Want me to sprinkle some crumbled-up bacon on that bad boy?"
"YES."
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