Warren Ellis tells the truth about St. Patrick's Day:The next person to wish me a happy St Pat’s Day will have their ISP anonymously informed that they download pictures of dogs fucking babies. I’ve slept with Irish girls and gotten drunk in Belfast, which makes me more Irish than 99% of you — and, whoops, here’s the clue train pulling up to the station, and it says I’m not Irish and neither are 99% of you so you can stick St Pat’s Day up your arse.
After walking around downtown this afternoon and spying many a drunkard in a plastic green hat, I tend to agree.
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